Not a people person

I can definitely relate to this:

It speaks volumes about a company when they headhunt part-time but dedicated Loathers of The General Public like myself. Sort of like “We are horridly desperate and we’re willing to take the chance you can’t afford ammo.”

Doing due diligence on the firm in question, she discovered:

I was told by every single person I asked that, even in these dire financial times, it would be both more honorable and less tortuous to cut off my legs at the knee and become a amputee whore for stump fetishists. Despite the promises of daily puppies and cupcakes, no one who had worked for Call Me Call Me At Least We’re Not In New Delhi had lasted more than two weeks, due to micromanaging at the subatomic level and constant beratement that made the Spanish Inquisition look like Sesame Street.

Come to think of it, ammo prices are on the high side these days.

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  1. LeeAnn »

    26 December 2009 · 11:58 am

    Thank you for the recognition. :)
    And I got ammo in my Christmas stocking. Guess Santa saw this post too.

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