This explains everything

The Department of Homeland Security, suggests Xrlq, has something in mind other than mere security of the homeland:

My money says [Janet] Napolitano’s crazy talk is designed not to reassure the public that flying is safe, but to cut greenhouse gases by scaring the crap out of the traveling public so no one will fly. Cap and trade having failed, this is Plan B.

And, of course, if no one will fly — well, remember what happened when no one would buy cars? Exactly. If no one buys Napolitano at DHS, maybe they’ll tolerate her as Airline Czar.

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2 comments

  1. Jeffro »

    30 December 2009 · 11:41 am

    If the Feds offer Cash for Clunkers for the airlines – I certainly won’t be flying until they upgrade.

  2. Brett »

    30 December 2009 · 3:27 pm

    And the widespread recto-cranial insertion that seems prevalent at her office will probably reduce methane production…

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