I didn’t mention the other part of the rumor about certain possible allegations made by the presumed Editor of a supposed local newspaper to a State Legislator: said Editor has accused the NRA of putting a flaming bag of dog poo on his porch.
Then again, the Fourth Estate should respect the turd:
If you are the Editor of a major bigtime newspaper and you are doing your job properly, you ought to be finding a bag of flaming dog excrement or something similar on your doorstep at least once a week.
Gads. Mencken lived in vain.
Actually, he lived in Baltimore.
(Yes, it’s a Firesign rewrite. Let them plant a sackful of feces flambé on the premises.)