Harshing your melanoma
Little Miss Attila reminds us:
[N]o matter what Big Dermatology tells you, everyone looks better with a tan. Especially Caucasians.
Which is why I’ll never run for public office. Too pale.
This looks like a really good time not to mention the youngish woman of African-American extraction I tried to sell on the idea of clothing-optional vacations: “I’m brown enough,” she said.
And besides, they might revive the idea of the Tanning Tax.
Addendum: No, I don’t actually have melanoma. So far as I know.
