The cupboard was bare

And the result was something like this:

I know other bloggers often publish recipes. If I were to do so, it might look like this (from an, unfortunately, actual experience)

  • 1 bowl of Cap’n Crunch
  • Substitute ½ cup cheap vodka for milk
  • Preparation notes: Never, ever do this again

Don’t tell me you’ve never tried to work up an emergency Bloody Mary with half a dozen ketchup packets and a couple of Alka-Seltzer.

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  1. fillyjonk »

    14 January 2010 · 7:21 am

    I suspect if a clever name that was a double entendre of a sexual nature were appended to that recipe, it would probably be a hit on college campuses.

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