Get your own eye bleach

From craigslist in Chicagoland:

I have a free private room and a nice private bathroom for a female ages 18 – 29 only ,,,,, I am a male age 38 , who walks around the house naked at night , so this is the catch , you must be ok with seeing me naked ,, Im a great looking guy ,, my body is very muscular , in great shape !!,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Everything is free ,,, the house is newer and very nice ,,,, comes with Washer , Dryer , Dishwasher , Cable TV and Wifi ,,,, + more !! Please include pic in responce !! I will send one in return.

Subtlety is probably not this fellow’s strong suit. Then again, neither is punctuation.

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3 comments

  1. Sheri »

    24 January 2010 · 9:14 am

    How could,,,,,, someone typing in something,,,,, not notice,,,,,,, all the commas? I think some people drive cars like this,,,,,,,too. Just totally,,,,,,,,,oblivious.

  2. fillyjonk »

    25 January 2010 · 7:19 am

    He might have done better asking for a young lady with the skills to repair that sticky comma on his computer keyboard. Then again, I suspect most men are not exactly turned on by women who are compulsive about punctuation.

  3. CGHill »

    25 January 2010 · 7:32 am

    Of all the things it’s possible to be compulsive about, surely punctuation is among the most benign.

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