Strange search-engine queries (208)
Once again, it’s time to sort through the logs and see if there’s anything snarkworthy therein. (Caution: Damage from side-splitting humor, if any, is covered by neither House nor Senate health-insurance measures.)
el camino with gun rack: And they say General Motors can’t make anything people will actually buy.
refrigerator box pictures: I suspect most people living in a refrigerator box haven’t hung any pictures.
archie veronica enema: I blame Mr. Weatherbee.
The World’s Biggest Crap: Let’s hope Archie and Veronica weren’t involved.
“walks around the house naked”: Around the inside of the house, or around the outside of the house?
arrow dynamics: ”I shot an arrow into the air / And where it fell, I do not care.”¹
custom bmx paint jobs green frame and orange spokes: About time someone came up with a Bicycles for the Blind program.
are razors made for women as good as men slim twin: You should always buy women’s razors. They’re designed for heavy use, and they’re so cute.²
dalton gang related to B. Dalton books? Nope. For that matter, Amazon.com founder Jeff Bezos wasn’t even female, let alone a warrior.
why is england rich: Um, because they haven’t started demoninating everything in euros?
oklahoma bikini team: Can’t help you with that. Try The Lost Ogle.
dustbury do not click: I’ve been saying that for years.
Obligatory Rule 34 item (four requests so far!): cosmo unedited scott brown centerfold.
¹ Not to be confused with anything written by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow.
² I am currently testing this premise experimentally.
Look! A Baby Wolf! »
26 January 2010 · 3:01 pm
Look Here… Not…
Frankly I’m jealous. The only search terms I get losties from are “baby wolf” and “look a baby”. Although someone was audio-googling puppies and got here via “baby woof”. Or maybe just an ugly human child, it wasn’t clear…