Strange search-engine queries (209)

It’s time again to slash our way through the jungle of referrer logs in the hope of finding something worth a snicker or two.

what the f— is steve’s problem:  I’ll have to refer this one to Garfunkel & Oates.

koco tv announcer says chickenshit:  I’ll have to refer this one to The Lost Ogle.

nude obstacle course:  Anything that can produce splinters should be considered an obstacle.

is it bad to puke green with white dots in it:  It is bad to puke green even without white dots in it.

Do liberals have more abortions than conservatives?  Don’t know for sure, though they’re certainly more likely to brag about it.

American icon created to get rid of turkey inventory:  “What is Congress?”

do red bulbs make me look better naked?  There’s only one way to find out.

Sometimes Reaching Noble Guys Seems Impossible Laborious Now Troubling Your Average Heterosexual Occasional Outposts Dating Obvious Toolboxes Craving Opposite Men:  I’m inclined to think this guy has spent too much time dating obvious tools.

crossdressing in scholl sandals:  Doesn’t strike me as much of a cross.

richard stallman had a girlfriend:  E-I-E-I-O. (Licensed under GNU.)

why doesn’t oklahoma bury power lines:  Something about holes not magically appearing in the earth at exactly the right spot.

Search do woman, ladies and girls ever fart in their pantyhose, when they wear them?  Certainly not when they don’t wear them.

aspergers or arrogant asshole:  Technically, the two aren’t mutually exclusive.

Obligatory (and literal!) Rule 34 item: rule34 pelosi.


  1. McGehee »

    1 February 2010 · 7:07 am

    Is the dark-haired half of G&O appearing in TV commercials now, or was that a mere lookalike I spotted?

  2. CGHill »

    1 February 2010 · 7:18 am

    I’m guessing it’s this one, and I believe that’s actually her.

  3. McGehee »

    1 February 2010 · 10:28 am

    No, the ad I think I saw her in was for something else, and she had a speaking part. Next time I see it I’ll pay attention to what it’s for.

  4. McGehee »

    1 February 2010 · 10:31 am

    I guess maybe I should have checked IMDb. It doesn’t list commercials, but it does help address why I thought the blonde looked familiar. In fact I’m thinking (before I check) the other one may have played a crime victim on “Criminal Minds.”

  5. McGehee »

    1 February 2010 · 10:32 am


    I don’t know what happened — I used to be good about looking stuff up.

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