Strange search-engine queries (210)
What you’re looking at is a highly-unrepresentative sampling of the search requests that arrived on this site during the last seven days, chosen mostly for potential snark value. We do this once a week; the possibility of unintended acceleration of this schedule is essentially nil.
candid jailbait spy: What’s worse than a perv? A perv by proxy.
please god piss it away this time: Um, this is not how you pray for rain.
does meredith vieira wear a bikini: Certainly not in front of Matt Lauer.
twit_dollars: The new Twitter-based currency. In an effort to reduce individual debt, no one will be allowed to spend more than 140 of them at a time.
backstage pass to 101 dalmatians: Spot remover is specifically prohibited.
crossdresser glute pads: See your local booty consultant for details.
I’m not well known for my great social skills: Which may explain why you’re on the computer in the middle of the night.
cognitive dissonance at pier 1 imports: It starts with that one item in the store marked “Made in USA.”
middle aged men expect bikini wax: Then let them get it themselves.
sally kern is a nazi: I don’t think she even owns a pair of proper jackboots.
Why was Alfred Kinsey a trailblazer: He was originally drafted by the Celtics, but he couldn’t hit a free throw to save his life, so they traded him to Portland.
paranoia is good for you: Not so loud. Someone might be listening.
Obligatory Rule 34 item: maureen dowd flirting.
