Comments on: Avoiding malparkage

By: McGehee

McGehee — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 14:55:05 +0000

I think this outfit may be working on that technology. It seems to be right up their alley.

By: Dick Stanley

Dick Stanley — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 03:08:45 +0000

Do portable holes come in all sizes? Do they sell them on Amazon?

By: CGHill

CGHill — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 02:14:27 +0000

Now why didn’t I think of that?

(Right. Not a Super Genius.)

By: fillyjonk

fillyjonk — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 01:33:59 +0000

I’m thinking maybe there’s a special anti-hole Kevlar that they build the bags for carrying those portable holes in.

By: CGHill

CGHill — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 01:31:06 +0000

Not mine. This comes from a Simpsons episode, specifically from a NYC parking ticket:

Dear motorist, your vehicle is illegally parked in the borough of Manhattan. If you do not remedy this malparkage within 72 hours, your car will be thrown into the East River at your expense.

Although, as neologisms go, it’s one of the most cromulent.

By: Joan of Argghh!

Joan of Argghh! — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 01:19:35 +0000

Malparkage is fine coinage, sir!