I’ve been working all week on a plan to raise the national snark ceiling. Did I succeed? You’ll have to read the post to see what’s in it.
pfizer meth purity jail documentary: Because if anyone’s concerned about the quality of methamphetamine, it’s gotta be a drug company.
bollywood hot pechar: Like their Western counterpart, the industry shies away from showing pechars.
women nice legs michele bachmann: We may never know for sure, so long as there’s a podium in the way.
honda rtfm 190: You meet the nicest people on a Honda, with the possible exception of tech support.
hello kitty ice pack: What’s frustrating about this is not so much that someone was actually looking for a Hello Kitty ice pack, but that it was apparently necessary to go through eighty results to get here. That’s dedication — or obsession. Take your pick.
“romantic soles” crossdresser: It’s possible, I suppose, though I admittedly find it a bit difficult to imagine a women getting worked up over a guy wearing Louboutins.
people who have no business breeding: At the very least, you have to include the parents who have never, ever shown up at a PTA meeting.
story of united states pows held captive in laos: By all accounts, they had a Laosy time.
what state is when the sun doesn’t go down: The State of Air Conditioning Repair, a staggeringly-unpopular place of late.
shed eye sore: I have seen no indication that ABC plans to fire Joy Behar from The View.
patriarchy wins again: I have seen no indication that ABC plans to fire Joy Behar from The View.
ventriloquist in islam: No reason why you couldn’t, and besides there are places where you wouldn’t want to be seen opening your mouth, missy.