The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

9 September 2006

He got a Frosty reception

Detroit Lions defensive-line coach Joe Cullen is under suspension for Sunday's game with the Seahawks, partially because he placed an order at a Wendy's drive-thru in Dearborn without any clothes on on the 24th of August.

As grievous offenses go, this one is pretty trivial compared to the other charge against Cullen: he was busted for DUI last week. The Lions, in a statement, called both incidents "alcohol-related misdemeanors."

Wendy's presumably didn't offer to Biggie-size anything for Cullen.

Posted at 9:25 AM to Birthday Suitable


If there's a streaker on the field, we'll know who it is!

Posted by: Dan at 4:08 PM on 11 September 2006

[insert "tight end" joke here]

Posted by: CGHill at 7:51 PM on 11 September 2006

We can only hope that if Cullen does ever streak on the field that his end is tight.

Posted by: Lachlan at 5:12 PM on 12 September 2006