The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

30 September 2006

It takes two

As Marvin and Kim (or a host of others) could tell you, sometimes it just takes two.

There was a time, for instance, when it took two hands to handle a Whopper.

And speaking of beef, it's probably going to take two of you to tip a cow.

Posted at 9:31 AM to Dyssynergy


...it's probably going to take two of you to tip a cow.

Nah. If I don't have enough cash I just add it to the amount on the charge slip.

Posted by: McGehee at 10:09 AM on 30 September 2006

If you can get a cow to wait tables, both of you deserve a gratuity.

Posted by: CGHill at 10:55 AM on 30 September 2006

In the HHGTTG books, there are talking cows waiting tables in the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.....maybe Douglas Adams deserves the gratuity?

Posted by: unimpressed at 11:11 AM on 30 September 2006

Point taken. I'll drop a couple of cents into a savings account next week, so that when the Universe finally comes to an end, I'll be able to afford that last meal. (Wonderful stuff, compound interest.)

Posted by: CGHill at 11:15 AM on 30 September 2006