30 September 2006It takes twoAs Marvin and Kim (or a host of others) could tell you, sometimes it just takes two. There was a time, for instance, when it took two hands to handle a Whopper. And speaking of beef, it's probably going to take two of you to tip a cow. Posted at 9:31 AM to Dyssynergy...it's probably going to take two of you to tip a cow. Nah. If I don't have enough cash I just add it to the amount on the charge slip. Posted by: McGehee at 10:09 AM on 30 September 2006If you can get a cow to wait tables, both of you deserve a gratuity. In the HHGTTG books, there are talking cows waiting tables in the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.....maybe Douglas Adams deserves the gratuity? Posted by: unimpressed at 11:11 AM on 30 September 2006Point taken. I'll drop a couple of cents into a savings account next week, so that when the Universe finally comes to an end, I'll be able to afford that last meal. (Wonderful stuff, compound interest.) |