The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

28 September 2006

It's off to the Elephant Bar

Press release, Wednesday: The Republican National Committee today announced that its Site Selection Committee has voted to recommend Minneapolis-St. Paul to host the 2008 Republican National Convention.

The following somehow missed the cut:

The Democrats are reportedly split; their top choices include Caracas, the Gaza Strip, and Noam Chomsky's back yard.

Posted at 9:36 AM to Listing to One Side , Political Science Fiction


Repubs are having it at Uranus, especially after what they've done to this country the past 8 years.

Posted by: Dan at 10:27 AM on 28 September 2006

The rate the Democrats are going, they could have their convention in a phone booth by 2012.

Posted by: McGehee at 8:10 PM on 28 September 2006

I hear Mrs. Chomsky makes a wonderful bean casserole.

Posted by: John Salmon at 12:52 PM on 29 September 2006