Or you can just call them "alternative"

Stories are circulating that leftish radio network Air America Radio is flirting (in a nonsexist manner, of course) with bankruptcy; if they do in fact go under, their affiliates might find themselves scrambling for new programming.

The following formats might draw comparable, or even higher, audience numbers:

10. All Def Leppard, All The Time
    
9. The British Invasion: Songs of the War of 1812
   
8. American Idol Rejects
   
7. Emergency Alert System tests
   
6. Disco Karachi (live from Pakistan)
   
5. The Expurgated Howard Stern *
   
4. Radio NASCAR
   
3. Pat Buchanan's All-American Radio Xenophobe
   
2. The Golf Channel
   
1. Paul Harvey saying "Good day!" every twenty seconds
   

* At an estimated fourteen minutes per day, this alone would not be sufficient to fill a daily schedule.

Posted at 6:20 AM to Listing to One Side , Overmodulation