25 September 2006
Strange search-engine queries (34)
I was asked at the Blogger Roundup what percentage of my traffic came from search engines. The answer: forty to forty-five or so. However, very little of it is for stuff like this:
what color is an elephant? Elephants? Red. Donkeys are blue. Questions are answered, though not more than two.
yarmulke foreskin: Related, perhaps, but I suspect not the way you're thinking.
windshield arizona omaha steaks: That glass gets hot in Phoenix, though probably not hot enough to grill a T-bone.
is it strange for men to want to wear women's lingerie: Only if they want someone else to see them doing it.
gillette blades suck: Well, actually, they scrape.
"some of them" asians "long legs": Yes. The tall ones.
will gasoline take jewel glue off clothes: Warm it up and let's see.
shots of girls in bikinis, bras, or nothing without penises: Should I be grateful this isn't a request for shots of girls with penises?
oklahoma blog dust: This is what happens when you don't post for two or three weeks.
why we should wear clothing suitable to our body figure: Um, because otherwise we look like hell?
"itching powder" bra cups: Here comes the next 40-year-old virgin.
what happened in the years 1995-2000: Nothing whatsoever. The whole world went into suspended animation.
catalytic converters in the Oklahoman: You should see the gases they'd emit otherwise.