The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

29 September 2006

Time to stop looking

I think I've made something like this argument once or twice:

[L]et's be clear here. You are not going to marry a guy who looks like Colin Farrell, is tough but sensitive, smart, funny, charms every room he's in, and pulls in the big bucks. I know you really want to meet that guy. I wish you could find him. I really do. But there's only like 4 of those guys in the world, and they're already taken. I'm sorry to tell you this, but it's time to think about settling.

I hope he's more successful with it than I.

(WSJ via Pratie Place.)

Posted at 8:17 PM to Table for One


I've got my wife hoodwinked on all of those* except the big bucks -- though if I knew how to rob banks I might manage that one too.

*she obviously has no idea what Colin Farrell looks like.

Posted by: McGehee at 10:55 PM on 29 September 2006

Geez, Brian, it's one thing to lower the bar, and another to dig a trench and bury it.

Posted by: Mister Snitch! at 11:50 PM on 29 September 2006

You know Brian has a point. I have a dear friend, who's beautiful, talented and lonely. She's now approaching 40 and realizes that Mr. Perfect is just not out there for her.

Posted by: Cissy at 7:11 AM on 30 September 2006

We'd all do better with this settling thing when we realize that one day we'll be the person somebody else has to settle on.

Posted by: John Salmon at 12:59 PM on 30 September 2006