13 September 2006You have no secrets"Maintaining some intrigue," says the AskMen Web site, "keeps the spice in dating." Neil Kramer's wang
If anything, today is the day of promotion, marketing, advertising. You WANT to have a video on YouTube of you screwing the entire women’s volleyball team. In fact, rather than keeping secrets on the first date, I suggest you hand over a document listing every woman you ever shagged. Even better, try to get testimonials of how good you were in bed. It is asinine to keep a woman guessing. It’s like a job interview. She’ll just move on to the next candidate.
Geez, and I feel uneasy about padding out a mere résumé. What I don't know for sure is whether the organ in question is serious about these suggestions or is simply dicking around. (Via Michael Blowhard. Really.) Posted at 6:20 AM to Table for OneI have no secrets. I've been married 33-1/2 years. She knows what I'm like in bed. Posted by: triticale at 10:08 PM on 13 September 2006 |