The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

25 October 2006

One scent per copy

Danielle Steel now has her own signature fragrance, called, sanely enough, "Danielle," which will be marketed by Elizabeth Arden through the usual outlets.

The Internet Writing Journal blog thinks this is a great idea, and that other writers should do likewise: "It" by Stephen King, say, or Neil Gaiman's "Shadow."

I anxiously await two Dr. Seuss scents — "Green Eggs" and "Ham" — and shudder at the thought of what they might come up with for Gabriel García Márquez: "Solitude"? "Time of Cholera"?

(Via Brenda Coulter at Romancing the Blog.)

Posted at 11:34 AM to Almost Yogurt


If you're thinking Marquez, you've got to go with his latest - "My Melancholy Whores"

Posted by: Joel at 2:12 PM on 25 October 2006

Tom Wolfe's "Au di Burning Yuppie?"

Posted by: Veronica at 4:11 PM on 25 October 2006

Perhaps Danielle should've opted for "Eau de Steelworker."

Posted by: John Salmon at 6:00 PM on 25 October 2006

At one point today, I realized that there could be some serious backlash against the Seuss scents:

"I will not wear this on the go,
I will not wear this to the show.
I will not wear this at the fair,
I will not wear this anywhere!"

Oh, well.

Posted by: CGHill at 6:08 PM on 25 October 2006

"Scents" from that portion of my library readily to hand:

"The Control of Nature" - John McPhee
"Refiner's Fire" - Mark Helprin
"Plan B For The Middle Class" - Ron Carlson
"The Old Beauty" - Willa Cather
"The Last of How it Was" - TR Pearson
"Beasts" - John Crowley
"Utz" - Bruce Chatwin
"Arctic Mood" - Eva Alvey Richards
"Songs of the Gael" - Father Padraig Breathnach
"The Last Days of Pompeii" - Lord Lytton

Posted by: CALL at 12:32 AM on 26 October 2006