6 October 2006Snakes on a drainLynn is tired of those [word redacted] snakes coming up through the bathroom:
One day last week Number Two Son found a snake in the bathtub. It provided about five minutes or so of entertainment but it got away. A day or two later I found a small snake in the clothes hamper. I quickly decided that I didn't need to do laundry right that minute. Later the guys searched the hamper but didn't find anything.
This afternoon I found the same snake (or its twin) near the door to the other bathroom. Now that is simply unacceptable. I'm usually a live and let live kind of gal but a snake in my bathroom is something that I'm not willing to live with. So I ran outside and grabbed an old ax handle a comfortingly long and hefty piece of wood and went back and found the snake hiding behind the door a few inches from where I had first seen it. My plan was to bring my weapon straight down on the little beastie's head but he moved and I ended up smashing it right in the middle. I then scooped it up on a dustpan and carried it out to the trash outside. Yay me! Complain? Not me. Here's why:
The little beastie has been identified. It was a young copperhead.
Sheesh. Even Kate has sworn off venom. Top Ten rejected concepts before settling on 'Snakes on a Plane': 10) Snakes on a Bun There. That's out of my system now. Posted by: Mister Snitch! at 6:28 PM on 6 October 2006 |