9 October 2006
Strange search-engine queries (36)
Three dozen times I've gone to the well, and the bucket keeps coming back up, filled with stuff like this:
dick no dickless: For Dick's sake, make up your mind.
socially inept men: At least I've dropped out of the top 50 for this search.
10 inch penis posibility: It's a stretch, but not unheard-of.
anakin skywalker sewing patterns: "Luke, I am your seamstress."
homemade porn in bucks pennsylvania: I know only a handful of people in Bucks, and they have better things to do at home.
vickie mcgehee: No, I won't believe it for a moment. I won't.
low man on the totem pole mean: I'm pretty low down. Mean, too.
100 ways to look stupid: And we have 100 Senators. Coincidence?
mermaid copy protection: I haven't figured out how they reproduce in the first place.
what happened to ponds vanishing creme: It disappeared.
why dont women like pantyhose: Try putting some on someday.
fake fur hydrocarbons: Well, they gotta make it out of something.
when is my mazda 6 clutch worn: Never after Labor Day, or on formal occasions.
autofellatio is considered a divine act: If someone sees it, expect to hear "Oh, my God!"Posted at 5:58 AM to You Asked For It