The truest dillhole of all

Once in a while I pick up a search-engine query asking the meaning of "dillhole".

Now I know. I was unloading groceries at the checkout stand, and a jar of pickles (dill chips for burgers, specifically) fractured into just enough pieces (two) to cause a hemorrhage of green all over the place. I picked up the jar, inverted it — the break was along the bottom ridge — pointed to the break, and asked, "Now is this a dillhole or what?"

I suppose you had to be there. (Actually, they didn't think it was all that funny either.)

Posted at 4:27 PM to General Disinterest