The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

31 October 2006

Three up and three down

Sometimes I find myself, much as I hate to admit it, thinking things like this:

So.. my mom is getting married to a awesome guy she met on a dating site ... my brother met his wife on a dating site ... how come nothing cool like that is happening for me? I swear, I'm about ready to give up. Everyone I met either is a horny immature idiot, or lives 300000000 miles away from me.

I'm putting my money on "horny immature idiot," if only because they exist in substantial quantities.

On the other hand, were it possible to live three hundred million miles away, I'd bet Andrea has already done the research on what it's like.

Posted at 6:18 AM to Table for One