First hit: "Winston looks like my grandma."

Think I'll quit there, it can only get worse...

"BoB looks like it's going to need a beefy machine"

I AM a beefy machine. Well, I'm fat anyway.

#2
Dwayne looks like a Serial Killer
Also on the list
Dwayne looks like a Samoan
(I assume that they are talking Dwayne Johnson)

I'm afraid to type in "dwayne smells like"

I tried typing in "Charles smells like" & got
Charles smells like a rotting corpse with a hint of oregano

Just a hint?

Obviously they're not talking about you.

Jan looks like a crazed lunatic, which gives the manga some humor, especially when you see his grandfather, who looks just as crazy as Jan does.

Jan looks like she's going to lose it. The chicken's body is flopping around and Jake says, "that's just the last muscle twitching of death.

Aside from acting like a demon, Jan looks like one as well.

Jan looks like he is done in pencil...sortta, Ha Ha

Jan looks like an ordinary modern boy in jeans and T-shirt, while the fantastic coming-to-life of his reflection is smoothly done.

Jan : Looks like she hasn't a clue what she let herself in for.

My nom de blogue is too unique. All I got was a comment on some other blog where someone was responding to an earlier comment of mine: "LOL! McGehee, looks like..."

Oddly, the one epithet most frequently slung my way (even more oddly, it doesn't seem to happen much in any case) by comment trolls and hate-emailers alike seems to be "ugly." If so, I must be merely run-of-the-mill ugly, if I can't inspire more imaginative insults than that.

"Sya looks like Kelly Clarkson!!!"

I take issue with those exclaimation points.

When I google the phrase with my real name, I get fish, movie star, clown person, and bunny.

"Dwight looks like a different person after his op."

Damn right I do!!!

Okay, my name is a wee bit commercialized, but here it is:
#1. Aero looks like she is an agility demon.
If I had a nickel for everyone using my name...

#2 Mel looks like Saddam Hussein.
#3 mel looks like boyscout compared to richards
#4 Mel looks like a tomato.
#6 Mel looks like shit

I shoulda stopped at tomato.

From the top 4

- Joel looks like Benji!!
- Joel looks like Uncle Fester
(two from the same hit):

- Joel looks like he's just emerged from spending two years in the basement of the Firestone Library
- Joel looks like the love child of Dave Barry and Bill Gates.

I'm dog-faced, bald, a bit of a book nerd, and the love child of two pale white men. Hopefully Daddy Bill is sending some checks.

#1 Babs looks like an overly formal drawstring bag. (Courtesy of Go Fug Yourself)

#9 Babs looks like an old dinosaur.

#3: "Rita LOOKS like a man in drag...she SOUNDS like a man in drag!"

Now how did they know that? LMAO

Ron looks like he doesn't have any expression at all.

Ron looks like a mannequin.

Ron looks like a nice but slightly sleazy uncle type who runs a cheap diamond center and appears to have an icky interest in the figure of…Tammy Fay Baker.

Ron looks like he stopped growing around the age of eighteen

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Ouch.

FWIW, my nom de blog is not one that is conducive to using it as a proper name, so none of the eight hits that came up really worked, hence the use of the real name.

"Luke looks like a handsome young man with scruffy James Dean looks."

Yes!

Dave looks like Ron Jeremy....