Phrases I never want to hear again

No more of these, please:

• Anything of the form "A B, C [something that rhymes with B]"
  
• "But think about the children"
  
• "Speak[ing] truth to power"
  
• crescatsententia.org
  
• "Anna Nicole Smith," unless followed by "was found dead"
  
• Anything of the form "He was A before he was [something opposite to A]"
  
• "Rosario Dawson's dong"
  
• "It's the [noun], stupid"
  
• "Our exclusive poll"
  
• "I'm [name] and I approved this message"
  
• Anything containing the word "Federline"
  

I would be so grateful.

Addendum, 8 February 2007: I regret to note that Anna Nicole Smith was ... never mind, it's just plain mean. Kevin Federline, you may want to know, is still alive.