The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

1 November 2006

The candy dish is full

No goblins this year, though someone felt compelled to call me on the landline at 5:46, 5:48 and 5:51 am, which I suppose qualifies as a trick: it certainly wasn't anything resembling a treat.

Incidentally, I must object to the characterization of these minimal packages as "Fun Size"; no way is there enough in any one of them to qualify as Fun.

Posted at 7:04 AM to Surlywood


Glenn Beck states that a "fun size" candy bar should at least be as big as a loaf of bread.

Posted by: Dwayne "the canoe guy" at 7:50 AM on 1 November 2006

The only fun thing I can think of doing with that kind of candy is to use them as projectiles.

Posted by: sya at 2:17 PM on 1 November 2006