The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

6 December 2006

From the Buck Floomberg files

What's cooking chez Scott Chaffin, True American:

Me, I plan to fry my chicken in Crisco cut with lard just like my grandmother did, and I plan to butter my biscuits with butter, not fake-ass crappy margarine, just as the good Lord intended. And I'm going to cook my steaks rare and bloody in peppered olive oil, and I'll like as not continue to forge right ahead with the chopping and cooking without washing my hands in scalding soapy water after I so much as look at poultry. Nobody's died on my watch yet, nor gotten even a little bit sick, including the one who's eaten the most of my cooking since I started cooking, and that's me. If I ever do pass on as a result of what I made a decision to ingest, well, nobody gets out of here alive, and at least I'm not running around like some flaky Chicken Little, waiting for the vague, vaporous sky to fall.

(Title explained here.)

Posted at 11:46 AM to Worth a Fork


Good grief. It's the 1990s all over again, when studies that pointed out how much fat was in our food were portrayed by the restaurant industry as the "food police" and "ruining everyone's fun."

It reminds me of nothing more strongly than my nephew when he was 12 years old. Whenever something stupid or dangerous would come up, someone would invariably describe the consequences as a question, such as "You don't want to set the house on fire, do you?" or "You don't want to fall off the roof and break your neck, do you?" His invariable answer was "yes!" He was his own man and independent and by God, he didn't care how stupid it was for how little gain, he was gonna do it!

Are all "libertarians" this easy to manipulate, getting them to do more of anything just by proposing to ban it?

(For the record, as an ACLU-style civil libertarian, I don't think the NYC ordinance can stand, not only because a city doesn't have the authority to ban GRAS foodstuffs, but also because it's just a bad idea. I'd rather see everything have trans fat content listed on the menu, an entirely sensible proposal that the restaurant industry will also destroy the earth to prevent.)

Posted by: Matt at 12:47 PM on 7 December 2006

Actually, I suspect Mr Chaffin has been doing things this way all along, and wished to state so for public consumption.

In which case, it's obvious who's being manipulated, and it isn't Mr Chaffin.

Suggestion: If you must wear chains, as the party faithful insist you must, wear some that aren't so easy to pull.

Posted by: CGHill at 7:45 AM on 8 December 2006

I think I'd be more impressed with this if he used LARD and butter. Crisco and Oleo are pretty much the same as margarine. Which, of course, makes them the result of work by Cheese-Eating French Surrender Monkeys (for real.) Real Americans use LARD, damn it!

;)

Posted by: Veronica at 3:09 PM on 8 December 2006

And besides, lard has no trans fats. :)

Posted by: CGHill at 3:14 PM on 8 December 2006