The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

24 December 2006

I am so jealous

Not because of the threat, but because of the action taken:

Due to an increased network threat condition, the Defense Department is blocking all HTML-based e-mail messages and has banned the use of Outlook Web Access e-mail applications, according to a spokesman for the Joint Task Force for Global Network Operations.

An internal message available on the Internet from the Defense Security Service (DSS) states that JTF-GNO raised the network threat condition from Information Condition 5, which indicates normal operating conditions, to Infocon 4 "in the face of continuing and sophisticated threats" against Defense Department networks.

The JTF-GNO mandated use of plain text e-mail because HTML messages pose a threat to DOD because HTML text can be infected with spyware and, in some cases, executable code that could enable intruders to gain access to DOD networks, the JTF-GNO spokesman said.

If we blocked all HTML mail at 42nd and Treadmill, we could get through a day's worth of customer communications in twelve minutes flat.

Suggestion to sysadmin: Set up an autoresponder to catch this stuff and dispatch a nastygram to the sender.

Chance that this will actually happen: Slightly lower than the chance that the next number that shows up on my Caller ID will be Eva Longoria's.

Posted at 8:25 PM to PEBKAC