I've got to be somebody

Jacqueline Passey has disappeared from Wikipedia, and she's not exactly upset about it:

D-listers like myself aren't likely to be included either. But after reading this, I did sit down and ponder the question: "Do I know anyone who might rate a page in Wikipedia?"

Specifying as a condition of "know" actual physical existence in the same room at the same time, I decided that there might be two.

And I was right, sort of.