The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

25 December 2006

Strange search-engine queries (47)

Whatever these folks were following, it wasn't a Star in the East.

what becomes of the broken hearted AND Bose:  Love songs played at high decibel level so you'll never know they're crying.

How does transmission problem sounds:  Grindingly expensive.

you look like a freaking gopher:  You're not so damn cute yourself.

is 1994 toyota celica GT suitable for girl drivers:  What sort of car, precisely, is not "suitable for girl drivers"?

deer hits on Vibe auto 10000 damage, will it be totaled:  My car got totaled for a mere $6000 damage.

spanking + rectal thermometer:  Just what we needed: twice the pain in the ass.

what to do after miniscus surgery:  Lying in bed and popping pain pills sounds good to me.

the japanese import cars on earth:  And export them to every planet this side of Uranus.

"men don't like me":  Aw, shaddup, Maureen.

want to know about cocaine laced with lye:  When the cops come knocking, you'll be able to flush it and be assured that it won't get stuck in the drain.

an overly robust geezer:  I think Strom Thurmond has given up dating.

Posted at 9:34 AM to You Asked For It


Years ago (perhaps still) John Muir Publications produced an audio cassette of (air cooled) Volkswagen noises. It was a fascinating cassette and was very useful to me back in 1980 when I was driving a beetle.

To this day I can tell definitively if a beetle driving by needs its head tightened or valves adjusted.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at 2:03 PM on 25 December 2006

I guess the most immediate question might be "Of all the Beetles driving by, how many needed head-tightening or valve adjustment?"

The last of the air-cooled Vee Dubs, the Brazilian-built Kombi, got an actual radiator this year.

Posted by: CGHill at 2:20 PM on 25 December 2006

"I think Strom Thurmond has given up dating."

I think he's given up on breathing too.

Posted by: Dan B at 1:56 PM on 26 December 2006

Which, you must concede, is an irreducible part of the date. It's never occurred to me to date anyone who wasn't breathing.

Posted by: CGHill at 5:05 PM on 26 December 2006