25 December 2006Strange search-engine queries (47)Whatever these folks were following, it wasn't a Star in the East. what becomes of the broken hearted AND Bose: Love songs played at high decibel level so you'll never know they're crying. How does transmission problem sounds: Grindingly expensive. you look like a freaking gopher: You're not so damn cute yourself. is 1994 toyota celica GT suitable for girl drivers: What sort of car, precisely, is not "suitable for girl drivers"? deer hits on Vibe auto 10000 damage, will it be totaled: My car got totaled for a mere $6000 damage. spanking + rectal thermometer: Just what we needed: twice the pain in the ass. what to do after miniscus surgery: Lying in bed and popping pain pills sounds good to me. the japanese import cars on earth: And export them to every planet this side of Uranus. "men don't like me": Aw, shaddup, Maureen. want to know about cocaine laced with lye: When the cops come knocking, you'll be able to flush it and be assured that it won't get stuck in the drain. an overly robust geezer: I think Strom Thurmond has given up dating. Posted at 9:34 AM to You Asked For ItYears ago (perhaps still) John Muir Publications produced an audio cassette of (air cooled) Volkswagen noises. It was a fascinating cassette and was very useful to me back in 1980 when I was driving a beetle. To this day I can tell definitively if a beetle driving by needs its head tightened or valves adjusted. Posted by: Purple Avenger at 2:03 PM on 25 December 2006I guess the most immediate question might be "Of all the Beetles driving by, how many needed head-tightening or valve adjustment?" The last of the air-cooled Vee Dubs, the Brazilian-built Kombi, got an actual radiator this year. Posted by: CGHill at 2:20 PM on 25 December 2006"I think Strom Thurmond has given up dating." I think he's given up on breathing too. Posted by: Dan B at 1:56 PM on 26 December 2006Which, you must concede, is an irreducible part of the date. It's never occurred to me to date anyone who wasn't breathing. Posted by: CGHill at 5:05 PM on 26 December 2006 |