29 January 2007Forget that "weaker sex" stuffNice guys finish ... um, less dramatically:
When an orgasm has been achieved through sex, you can measure theta waves. These are also said to cause the "running high" feeling of euphoria experienced sometimes by marathon runners. If theta waves are taken as a criterion, the entire brain emits theta waves when women reach an orgasm that are close on 10 times stronger than when men climax. So, if theta waves are an indication of an orgasm's strength, then women experience an orgasm that is physically impossible for men to go through. Putting it a little crudely, if the intensity of a woman's orgasm was played through a man's brain, there's a danger that the shock to his system would kill him. That risk makes it impossible to experiment on a man at the moment. And men can never become women.
And if they could, they'd probably complain about their salaries being cut. Notes:
(Via Fark.) It's my understanding that women can eat 10 times more Theat Burgers than men. If we were to attempt such a feat, it would kill us. Posted by: Dwayne "the canoe guy" at 1:17 PM on 29 January 2007If you're gonna measure MY theta waves, you'll need a bigger ruler. Posted by: Mister Snitch! at 6:07 PM on 29 January 2007Also of note, women possess the only organ whose sole purpose is for pleasure....that little ol'joy buzzer the clitoris Posted by: paulsmos at 7:07 AM on 30 January 2007Some orgasms are clitoral and others are vaginal. Some women have only one type while others enjoy both. Those theta waves don't always originate from the "ol'joy buzzer." Posted by: Aero at 7:14 PM on 30 January 2007Call me back when we hit on a topic I have the slightest chance of understanding. :) Posted by: CGHill at 7:31 PM on 30 January 2007 |