The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

15 January 2007

Haunting my very screen

Caitlin FlanaganThis is Caitlin Flanagan, former contributor to The New Yorker (at least, we are so assured), current contributor to The Atlantic, and author of To Hell With All That: Loving and Loathing Our Inner Housewife (New York: Little, Brown and Company, 2006). She is occasionally derided by feminists, as in this Slate piece by Ann Hulbert: "The problem with ["How Serfdom Saved the Women's Movement," The Atlantic, March 2004] wasn't just that she ginned up a catfight, though she did, accusing feminists of winning freedom for well-off women at the expense of low-paid domestic workers, also women, who enabled their careers; Flanagan never paused to consider that plenty of feminists have been addressing just that issue, or that men have been arguably the biggest beneficiaries of cheap household labor, since it has let them off the hook at home." None of these things explains why her picture is here, and probably neither will this: for some inscrutable reason, every time Firefox 2.0.0.1 crashes on my home box, this same picture of her, named "write.jpg," automagically appears on my Windows desktop. I figure the image file is stuck in Firefox's clunky download manager somewhere, and I know where it came from, but it was downloaded something like two months ago. If anyone has a better explanation, I'm listening.

Posted at 6:32 PM to PEBKAC


They went for the subtle and didn't just name the file "legs.jpg".

Posted by: Brian J. at 7:14 PM on 15 January 2007

Well, at least you get a nice picture to look at.

Posted by: Dan B at 8:16 PM on 15 January 2007

My god... her feet are huge. Or is that me feeling grumpy about any other female in your blogosphere?

Posted by: Dr. Jan at 10:08 PM on 15 January 2007

You could do a lot worse in pictures that automagically appear on your desktop.

Flanagan's quite an iconoclast. When I used to read the Atlantic, I took great delight in her evisceration of both sides. I never pictured her, but if I had, I wouldn't have pictured her like that. She's very pretty.

Posted by: Dan at 10:27 PM on 15 January 2007

Thanks for mentioning this problem with Firefox! You are the first I've known to have mentioned it. (I really like Firefox. Except for the fact that there's still a dumb photo I get.) Unlike you, when I have a Firefox problem, I get this stupid incessant Autumn picture I can't get rid of called "pie_baking.jpg." In late October or early November, I did indeed upload a photo of an apple pie I'd made--only because I was so frigging proud I had baked something for once in my life that had turned out edible. But the image of the durned pie BAKING away won't GO away from Firefox. And, believe me, I'm a writer and am sometimes a 'housewife,' but disregard the term 'feminist' and would scream if Ms. Flanagan's pic showed up on my screen. (Mantra: I am so lucky.) Until this autumn I had never baked a pie successful enough to photograph, let alone eat. Now it's January and I'm over my moment of success. After all, the menfolk ate the pie instantly. But still this enforced pie picture keeps showing up via Firefox, as though Firefox is trying to tell me who to be . . . stay at home, bake more pies. As IF! Thank god I didn't get haunted by the pic you're haunted by. I've never worn little sweater sets or heels, and after seeing that, I'll probably never bake a pie again.

Posted by: Dana at 11:30 PM on 15 January 2007

Isn't she taking up space normally reserved for Maureen Dowd? No fair upgrading your taste in women without warning the class.

Posted by: Mister Snitch! at 11:37 PM on 15 January 2007

Better her than Maureen Dowd?

Posted by: Veronica at 1:23 AM on 16 January 2007

I do have a history of low-level crushes on Atlantic writers: back when Elizabeth Drew was their Washington editor and did occasional appearances on PBS ... well, I was very young then. And then there's Barbara Wallraff of "Word Court".

Posted by: CGHill at 7:15 AM on 16 January 2007

She likes you, Charles...

Posted by: Winston at 7:20 AM on 16 January 2007

Not a chance.

Posted by: CGHill at 7:49 AM on 16 January 2007

Speaking of Mo, did you happen to catch 30 Rock ever? Like, maybe, the episode where Alec Baldwin's (oddly hilarious) character is flinging with one Ms. Dowd? Via phone, anyway.

I thought of you instantly.

Posted by: Jennifer at 8:21 PM on 16 January 2007

Never seen it. (I'm told Baldwin is quite nifty in this role.) Unfortunately, I seem to be developing a tendency toward tying of the tongue, and not in a good way, either: if there's a purely-verbal form of dyslexia, I have it.

Posted by: CGHill at 8:53 PM on 16 January 2007

I cleared out the download manager last night, with the hope that this will restore proper functionality and prevent future unexpected appearances.

Although I did move a copy of the picture into a more convenient location, for reasons I'd just as soon not go into.

Posted by: CGHill at 2:11 PM on 17 January 2007