I do hope this doesn't set a trend

On today's to-do list, only just recently completed:

• Laundry (three loads).
  
• Weed out 2006 magazine stacks. (Basically, this means: box up the six titles I keep, dispose of the rest. "The rest" filled 3½ lawn/leaf bags.)
  
• Listen to the Beatles' Love all the way through. (Reaction is somewhere between "Cool" and "Meh".)
  
• Start Zocor regime.
  
• Clean bathroom.
  
• Sort unpaid bills by due date. (Most of them are due on the 8th and will be paid on the 3rd.)
  
• Review annual memberships, add new one.
  
• Hang calendars. (I have three for this year, including one from these guys and one from these girls.)
  
• Check Gwendolyn's fluids. (Oil change due in late January.)
  
• Disassemble bedroom fan, blow out accumulated dust, reassemble.
  
• Toss about 40 browser bookmarks that are no longer valid.
  

For someone as indolent as I, this is a lot of work for a day off.