"I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less."
19 January 2007I take a 14. Why do you ask?Rachel points to (and probably laughs at) this shoe size-to-penis size conversion chart. Normally I am unnerved when women point and laugh, but this compilation of, um, "data" is highly risible. So the average male shoe size is 8? And what are the implications of EEE width? Posted by: Jay at 3:10 PM on 19 January 20071) I doubt it. 2) Based on my EE experience, none worth mentioning. Posted by: CGHill at 3:37 PM on 19 January 2007Let's see what it says about my shoe size (smaller foot): Size 10½ = a 9.6-inch penis Hmm. Mine's not quite that long, unless I'm aroused. <lightning bolt> Posted by: McGehee at 4:03 PM on 19 January 2007<cough> Okay, okay. It's longer. <two lightning bolts> Posted by: McGehee at 4:05 PM on 19 January 2007That thing is mostly wishful thinking by the large footed. Posted by: Veronica at 4:43 PM on 19 January 2007the large footed. That's got to be the politest possible way of putting it. Posted by: McGehee at 5:01 PM on 19 January 2007I suspect that there may be negative correlation here: according to legend, short guys (who are less likely to wear size 14 shoes, I presume) fare better in porn films. It's the same logic that makes the truck look bigger when it's in a smaller parking space. No way I'm even close to 10.4". My little fingers are short, which is also supposed to be an "indicator." Apparently the short finger influence is strong in me. This guy's truck is in it's own zip code of parking spaces. Posted by: Jeffro at 8:16 PM on 19 January 2007Damn! I'm off the chart... And I ain't telling which way... Posted by: Winston at 9:43 PM on 19 January 2007Mine is right on which is unusual. I wear an 8 1/2. Posted by: ms7168 at 11:59 PM on 19 January 2007This explains why Bozo was always smiling. Posted by: Mister Snitch! at 1:13 PM on 20 January 2007 |