8 January 2007
Strange search-engine queries (49)
Shall I do these seven times? From the looks of things, I could do them seventy times seven, in which case everything up to now is tithe.
nudism in greenland: Brrr.
nigeria builder women love scam dating "dave" Dave's not here. He's busy wiring good-faith money to Lagos.
bandwidth baby jesus We're talking more than mere terabytes here.
"is it a date or hanging out": I suggest that if it's hanging out, you probably won't get a date.
why do people zoned out? Um, they bored silly?
Nancy Pelosi leg photos: You'll remember that no one asked to see anything of Dennis Hastert's.
hummer windshield scraper: Not to be confused with sucking the chrome off a trailer hitch.
illegal olsen twins in thongs: Sorry, Chucko, the Olsen twins are legal now.
insipid GoDaddy parked page: You should see some of the ones they actually host.
heather locklear bowlegs: I think as close as she ever got was Tulsa.
insufficient bendy erect penis: Seems to me, if it's bendy, it's hardly erect.
we all realize that you are reluctant to spit the 3 day old Doritos out of your mouth and think of a decent comeback but you are starting to look a little girly. Please go purge and gargle, then come back with some better lines to defend yourself: [gulp!]
terry jacks dies: He had joy, he had fun, he had seasons in the sun, but so far as I know, he had not stopped breathing.