15 January 2007
Strange search-engine queries (50)
As Rod Bernard used to sing, this should go on forever.
who invented foreshadowing? Somehow I knew someone was going to ask that.
resuscitate beautiful name of allah in realaudio: There are those of us who consider the very mention of RealPlayer blasphemous.
erotic flip flop photos: I remember when fetishes weren't so darn specific.
feng shui flying horse: Point his hindquarters away from your rooftop.
huge erections: I hear the Parthenon was pretty big.
lady latex burqa outfit: Wouldn't it be easier just to have yourself vulcanized?
guys reason for whistling at uncool girls: For they themselves are uncool and wish to broadcast this fact.
My Dr. won't take pain seriously heart attack: Have one in his office.
how to let go of an old love: Find a new one. (Easier said than done.)
i want to live someplace besides indiana: Have you considered Belarus? (Note: This traced back to an IP in, yes, Crown Point, Indiana.)
Another one of those sexy glass kissing Asian babes: Hot diggedy, there's more than one!
susan richards undoes her clothes: Heck, Reed could do it for her from across the room.
eharmony boring ugly women: I bet you're no prize yourself.
irritating bloggers: You wanna know what's irritating? I'm #1 for this search.
do all redheads have fiery tempers? I'm afraid to ask.
stiletto crushing, stiletto crushing, stiletto crushing... [repeat 13 times]: Will somebody please plant a heel in this guy's hand so he'll quit typing?Posted at 6:16 AM to You Asked For It