The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

15 January 2007

Strange search-engine queries (50)

As Rod Bernard used to sing, this should go on forever.

who invented foreshadowing?  Somehow I knew someone was going to ask that.

resuscitate beautiful name of allah in realaudio:  There are those of us who consider the very mention of RealPlayer blasphemous.

erotic flip flop photos:  I remember when fetishes weren't so darn specific.

feng shui flying horse:  Point his hindquarters away from your rooftop.

huge erections:  I hear the Parthenon was pretty big.

lady latex burqa outfit:  Wouldn't it be easier just to have yourself vulcanized?

guys reason for whistling at uncool girls:  For they themselves are uncool and wish to broadcast this fact.

My Dr. won't take pain seriously heart attack:  Have one in his office.

how to let go of an old love:  Find a new one. (Easier said than done.)

i want to live someplace besides indiana:  Have you considered Belarus? (Note: This traced back to an IP in, yes, Crown Point, Indiana.)

Another one of those sexy glass kissing Asian babes:  Hot diggedy, there's more than one!

susan richards undoes her clothes:  Heck, Reed could do it for her from across the room.

eharmony boring ugly women:  I bet you're no prize yourself.

irritating bloggers:  You wanna know what's irritating? I'm #1 for this search.

do all redheads have fiery tempers?  I'm afraid to ask.

stiletto crushing, stiletto crushing, stiletto crushing... [repeat 13 times]:  Will somebody please plant a heel in this guy's hand so he'll quit typing?

Posted at 6:16 AM to You Asked For It

who invented foreshadowing? Somehow I knew someone was going to ask that.

And now you just know the identity of that person is going to become an essential plot point.

Posted by: McGehee at 9:59 AM on 15 January 2007

stiletto crushing, stiletto crushing, stiletto crushing...

I see Billy Joel has too much time on his hands.

Posted by: John Salmon at 12:00 PM on 15 January 2007

"this should go on forever"

Wow, I remember that song. Big hit when I was a kid, and I loved it. Bet you remember these, too.

"stiletto crushing... Will somebody please plant a heel in this guy's hand so he'll quit typing?"

So, uh, you think giving him what he wants will DIScourage him, huh?

Posted by: Mister Snitch! at 3:50 PM on 15 January 2007

As long as it incapacitates him, I'm fine with granting his wish. It's not like I'm sadistic or anything.

I still have Chordettes stuff. McGuire Sisters, too.

Posted by: CGHill at 4:02 PM on 15 January 2007

"do all redheads have fiery tempers?"

I've met over a dozen. I live with three. They all have fiery tempers.

Posted by: Dan B at 8:20 PM on 15 January 2007

About lady latex burqa outfit:

Nay, vulcanising would seal you off, and you'll overheat.

Such a latex burqa is loose, thus your skin is well ventilated, thus it is comfy cool. Just strip everything underneath. ;-)

Kind regards


Posted by: Saccus Bag at 1:28 PM on 6 February 2007