The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

28 February 2007

Agent 99, your phone is ready

Maxwell Smart, of course, had his shoe phone, but today's wireless world demands something sleeker, especially if you're working the distaff side of the Agency.* Enter ... the CPC Strap.

CPC Strap

For just $19.95 for a limited time, you can fasten your very own cell phone to your ankle, which will have two salutary effects:

  • People will no longer apologize for looking at your legs;

  • If someone dorky asks you to dance, you can always tell him that you're sorry, but you have to take this call.

Hey, it could happen. (Couldn't it?)

* There is no "Agency." We just put that in to throw people off.

Posted at 7:01 PM to Dyssynergy

Let me be the first to say: HominaHominaHomina...

Posted by: Mister Snitch! at 8:02 PM on 28 February 2007

Better there than ... elsewhere. Especially if the phone is set on "vibrate."

Posted by: McGehee at 9:33 PM on 28 February 2007