Agent 99, your phone is ready
Maxwell Smart, of course, had his shoe phone, but today's wireless world demands something sleeker, especially if you're working the distaff side of the Agency.* Enter ... the CPC Strap.
For just $19.95 for a limited time, you can fasten your very own cell phone to your ankle, which will have two salutary effects:
- People will no longer apologize for looking at your legs;
- If someone dorky asks you to dance, you can always tell him that you're sorry, but you have to take this call.
Hey, it could happen. (Couldn't it?)
* There is no "Agency." We just put that in to throw people off.
Posted at 7:01 PM to Dyssynergy