The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

1 February 2007

Eat your heart out

Valentine's Day has never done a damned thing for me, and this little Oklahoma Gazette item won't help:

Rhett's Meat Market at 9300 N. May is offering heart-shaped rib eyes.

"Most men prefer the rib eyes, and although this heart-shaped rib eye is kind of a novelty, it is fun," said Rhett Lake, the meat cutter.

Oh, sure. Drive a steak through my heart, why don't you?

Posted at 6:25 AM to Worth a Fork


I am thoroughly cowed by the sheer awfulness of your puns.

/f

Posted by: fritz schranck at 8:01 AM on 1 February 2007

I'd stick around and help you milk this, but...

Posted by: McGehee at 10:05 AM on 1 February 2007

Groan

Posted by: Tioedong at 12:57 AM on 2 February 2007

"Drive a steak through my heart, why don't you?"

Steak is the way to MY heart.

Posted by: Mister Snitch! at 6:23 PM on 2 February 2007