Heavy petting

The story goes that a neophyte show-dog exhibitor somewhere on the West Coast was utterly horrified when the judge casually referred to her little furry darling as a "bitch": how could she say such a cruel thing?

Which may or may not have anything to do with the grumbling over the Seattle pet boutique known as "High Maintenance Bitch".

I suppose it's probably a good thing that HMB doesn't have a big sign out front pushing its line of cat products.

(Via Fark.)

Posted at 7:37 AM to Almost Yogurt