The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

8 February 2007

Indiscriminate leeches

All spammers are nasty farging dweebs, but some of them are just a shade nastier than their scum-sucking brethren.

This little jewel popped in today with the dubious headline "How not to be a Grammy fashion don't":

We are glad to offer you F.D.A approved Original Viagra.

You can order it here: http://www.christianschoolmagazine.info

Fast shipping and tax free prices guaranteed.

Said URL actually lands on worldwidebonus.com, the domain record for which was posted this week by registerfly.com, a generally-respectable registrar who probably hasn't noticed this yet.

Posted at 5:06 PM to Scams and Spams


Hokaaaaay, so: Let's review. Less than a week before the Dreaded Valentine's Day, and Charles posts about:

• Viagra ads.

• Good news for wearers of high heels.

• A few men who are hogging all the women.

• The Vagina Monologues.

• The inability, in Winter, to tell if a female is married.

Draw your own conclusions, but I suspect we are not far from an all-Dowd day here at Dustbunny. Meanwhile, let's have a moment of silence for Anna Nichole Smith... which is more than she ever gave us. Rarely has comedy resided so seamlessly with tragedy in a single life.

Uh, Charles aside, I mean.

Posted by: Mister Snitch! at 10:03 PM on 8 February 2007

This was predicted on Monday. (See last paragraph.)

Posted by: CGHill at 10:11 PM on 8 February 2007