24 February 2007
Never let them see your grandchildren sweat
Now this is what I call staying power:
I was getting dressed (yup at 1 in the afternoon) and looked down at my deodorant and saw the expiration date Dec 8 2201. That's some dang powerful stuff in there if it will keep almost 200 years!!!
And to think I used to marvel at 5-Day Deodorant Pads.
Posted at 9:35 AM to Dyssynergy
Heh. Remember George Carlin asking if, when we thought about five day deodorant pads, we figured we had to wear them.
Too bad society never took on his suggestion about wearing bay leaves as deodorant - so we'd all smell like soup.
"For two years I wore those muthas."
Of course, that's Carlin's job: thinking up goofy stuff and then coming around to tell you about it.