5 February 2007
Strange search-engine queries (53)
About five thousand people land on this site every week. Sometimes it's deliberate; sometimes they're just looking for something. And sometimes the something they're looking for is worth mentioning here.
god of refrigeration: Hail to thee, O mighty Freon. R-134 is but a pretender to thy mighty throne.
the river that shares its name with the city of san francisco: Hint: it's not the Columbia.
hal cash atm: "I'm sorry, Dave, I can't allow you to overdraw your account."
gamma girls: Do they take beta blockers?
which females has the nicest and biggest breats [sic] according to astrology? Gemini. Think "twins."
potable cd-r recorder: I find that a little hard to swallow.
what does a woman with 36B bust look like: Migod, you'd think they were rare or something.
compelling reason for your marriage to be unpublicized: You're marrying Paris Hilton.
Chance of dying at 49: In my case, zero.
is this a lasting treasure, or just a moment's pleasure? If I tell you now, will you promise not to ask again?
Is it okay to use an epilator on the face? If you don't mind feeling like you've been smooching a Weed Eater, sure.
women as doormats: No way to get them to look up to you, believe me.
clueless men what women want: I don't claim to know what women want, but I suspect it's not clueless men.
impacts of improper disposal of chicken: Imagine a giant beak pecking at a face forever....