Strange search-engine queries (55)

Every week, four thousand or so people wander into this site; maybe a dozen or so are singled out for this form of abuse.

is lubricant harmful when performing oral sex:  Probably not, though the flavor certainly sucks.

does yogurt have an IQ?  If it does, can we persuade it to run for Congress?

snow white penis:  I don't remember that in the story. It might explain a lot about Grumpy, though.

nanobastards:  Or, more commonly, 0.001 microbastards.

"invisible woman" striptease:  To maintain your interest, she puts her clothes on.

what is the temperature going to be in 2050?  Morning or evening?

a reason to vote for hillary:  Wait a while and some Republican will give you one.

hosiery good bare legs bad:  Depends on the legs.

fried locust okay to eat according to FDA:  I suppose, if you don't fry it in trans fats.

epson smart chip bypass:  If you can bypass it, it's not so smart, is it?

Can you start a sentence with a preposition?  In some circumstances, you can.

Worm Poop Extravaganza:  And just when we were getting tired of monster truck rallies, too.

shakespeare and constipation:  'Tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a church-door; but it sure feels like it.

how many mexican boyfriends are scumbuckets:  If you believe the average telenovela, rather a lot.

bore and stroke relation:  If you stroke her enough, she won't be bored.

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