Strange search-engine queries (56)

From the files of Site Meter, this is a selection of the least-explicable search strings which brought people to this site in the last seven days.

taller amazon women:  Are there shorter Amazon women?

failure is not an option for teachers:  Students, however, seem to fail rather a lot.

the best looking celebrity legs?  I have no idea, though I don't think Abe Vigoda would make it through the first round.

"humor" AND "phlegm" AND "quiz":  I'm just wondering how a quiz about phlegm would be humorous.

ned rorem and the beatles:  Never recorded together, so far as I know.

electrasol kosher:  I don't think so, though it's handy if you use two sets of dishes.

Involuntary Celibacy suicide:  If people were supposed to be doing themselves in for not getting any, you wouldn't be reading this, now would you?

fork with roman numerals:   How about IV K?

toll charge for Louie B. Nunn Parkway:  They took down the tollbooth, so the answer is Nunn.

top 10 reasons to date a paramedic:  Among other things, he can be at your house in three minutes flat.

life without ipods:  Most of recorded history, I should think.

backyard nudity illegal connecticut:  Actually, from a cursory reading of the applicable statute (Sec. 53a-186), I don't think it is, although you might get a scolding from Joe Lieberman.

videos of naked women not blocked by mcafee privacy service:  Gosh, McAfee can do that? I thought they just deleted viruses and stuff.

kia sedona instrument panel explanation "mystery button":  A prerecorded voice emerges from the stereo speakers, telling you not to push that again.

"Bite out of crime" premature ejaculation:  Poor McGruff. So that's why he's never on TV anymore.

why playboy playmates don't have vaginas:  They don't? Has anyone informed Hef?

what is exercising editorial license:  Not printing stuff like this.

Posted at 6:25 AM to You Asked For It