Ewww. That's just bad.

I never was one to turn down an opportunity for a gratuitous Python reference.

In partial atonement, I betook myself to KFC this evening. Fairly hygienic, considering the enormous crowd on hand.

In our town you can look up the health department reports on all of the restaurants they visit, we found that our very favorite Chinese place had mice and roaches, and that there was no hand soap in the employee bathrooms...