The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

25 March 2007

Dead-girl chic

This is entirely too creepy:

America's Next Top Model is doing dead girls.

No, really:

You can see the full gallery at Zap2It.

Not that you'd want to, necessarily:

The lithe lot of 'em are arrayed in awkward, broken poses, splayed out in cold concrete corridors, lifeless limbs positioned bloodily, just so, at the bottom of staircases, bathtubs and back alleys, mimicking their demise via stabbing, shooting, electrocution, drowning, poisoning, strangulation, decapitation and organ theft (!), to judges' comments of "Gorgeous!" "Fantastic!" "Amazing!" "Absolutely beautiful!" and, of my favorite, "Death becomes you, young lady!"

I suppose this could be listed as a skill on one's C.V., especially if one hopes to work for Quentin Tarantino some day, but there's something fundamentally askew about simulating brutal violence against women (they'd never do this to men) to show you how "beautiful" it is. It is not.

Aside: About twenty years ago, I played a Dead Guy. Sort of. We had been doing an online soap opera in text form, and somebody got the idea of putting some of the scenes on video. So we shot a "murder" one night in Kerr Park, drawing some unscripted attention from the OCPD — which, of course, made the tape that much more entertaining. (The police, for their part, seemed mostly relieved that it wasn't a real killing they'd have to investigate, though they did mention something about permits.) You can be sure that no one remarked on how lovely I looked as a victim.

Posted at 11:34 AM to Dyssynergy


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I take it you don't watch the show, and have no idea the humor involved.

The contestants living in the house get all catty and sometimes downright nasty with each other. This is Tyra's way of making fun of that fact by having their weekly photo shoot be a different way in which one of the girls has been killed by the other girls.

Sadly, I missed the episode, but Deb couldn't have been more amused.

Posted by: Jay at 6:26 PM on 25 March 2007

Regardless of motivation or venue, this is el sicko!

Posted by: Winston at 8:34 PM on 25 March 2007

Late breaking news:
Brad Baxter is still dead.
Film @ 11.

Posted by: Tim at 6:45 AM on 26 March 2007