The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

30 March 2007

Keeping you properly advised

Because we're going to need it again very soon: the Gary England Drinking Game.

You really need to go through the whole thing, but I'll quote this one section:

Take two drinks every time Gary says the following: "Baseball-sized hail" | "Waterloo Road" | "Pottawatomie County" | "Deer Creek High School" (How many times has that high school been hit anyway?!?)

You kidding? Storms come here from Baja looking for Deer Creek.

If you follow this plan as assiduously as I know you will, you should be gloriously swacked long before Gary loses contact with Val.

Posted at 9:39 AM to City Scene , Weather or Not

What, there's a high school that looks from the air like a trailer park?

I knew schools were using a lot of temporary buildings but that's a bit much.

Posted by: McGehee at 12:47 PM on 30 March 2007

But not before Gary loses touch with reality...

Posted by: Brett at 1:10 PM on 30 March 2007

Deer Creek or BRIDGE Creek, just west of Blanchard, the appetizer for the May 3, 1999, tornado?

Posted by: Dan B at 4:26 PM on 30 March 2007

Thank God I didn't have HANK picked as my chaser tonight, because Gary's been giving him some serious action and I just don't have that much booze in the house. :)

Posted by: aka_monty at 9:09 PM on 30 March 2007