21 March 2007
Admit it: wouldn't you rather hear this than that damn José Feliciano thing every farging Yule?
Kwizatz Haderach! We're breeding
Superman to be our god!
Don't wanna be a religious leader,
Manipulated to be a breeder,
Although revenge for my dad is sweeter
Than a planet full of spice.
Don't wanna have me a terrible purpose,
Just wanna kill Harkonnen usurpers,
And then my Fremen'll shed their berkas
And we'll make Dune paradise!
(Alternate title: Raising Arrakis.)Posted at 1:12 PM to Tongue and Groove