17 March 2007
Perfunctory holiday content
Your assignment: to rid the Emerald Isle of snakes. Who will do the better job for you: St. Patrick, who has divine intervention somewhere in his portfolio, or Samuel L. Jackson, who operates on sheer mothersomething fury?
We may never know for sure. But if you complete the exercise, treat yourself to a green beer and a Quarter Pounder with cheese.
(From the files of Miss Cellania.)Posted at 9:50 AM to Almost Yogurt