5 March 2007Strange search-engine queries (57)As has become customary on Monday morning, here's a variety of unusual searches that landed people somewhere within this domain. photocell use in blister packaging: I've always thought that the person who invented the blister pack was definitely in the dark. coulter topless: At least some of blogdom seems to want her beheaded, if that's close enough. detect a girl pee in public: I don't know about you, but if I detect a girl, I can't pee at all. bdsm sites, in oklahoma city, oklahoma: The State Capitol comes immediately to mind. gm ford chrysler illuminati: Um, that's "gm fnord chrysler illuminati." What happens if a cop sees you mooning someone: You spend a lunar month in the pokey. what is the torque on a aspirin bottle? My torque wrench keeps stumbling on those childproof caps. "dwyane wade" tithe amount: D-Wade makes $3,841,442 this season. Do the math. (Next year it's much more.) is katie heigl naked in ZZYZX ROAD: How should I know? I'm not one of the six people who saw it. is that, those, this, these prepositions? Them aren't. does yogurt give you worms: Not unless it had it to begin with. how can i resent the OBD codes on a 2004 chrysler sebring: Pay someone $75 to pull them. are the characters in mozartballs actual people: Indeed they are; I've met two of them. sexual turn ons for sagittarius women of: Of what? Not that I'd know anything that would turn them on, mind you. wear pantyhose to renaissance festival: If they're at least 400 years old. cast of dukes of hastert: John Boehner, Jack Abramoff, and a special appearance by Mark Foley. coulter topless I'd rather see someone with a figure, myself. I saw her in the opening skit of the first "1/2 Hour News Hour" and thought she needed to eat a cookie, four cheese-lovers pizzas, and half a cow. Just to keep from being blown away by a straw breath. Posted by: McGehee at 9:53 AM on 5 March 2007Coulter topless: Why would I want to see topless someone with smaller tits than me? BTW did you her attempts to revive Jon Edwards' campaign by calling him a faggot? Posted by: Dan B at 5:25 PM on 5 March 2007I heard. If everyone who professes to despise her lines up to vote for Edwards, he might actually stand a chance. Interestingly, there was also a search this week for "coulter breast enhancement," which I thought about adding to the list, but I figure she's getting enough publicity. And last year, the lovely and irritable Moxie posted a photo of herself and Coulter, taken at some West Coast function, and had there been flatness involved, there was no evidence of it there. Posted by: CGHill at 6:59 PM on 5 March 2007 |